Pilot Post

I realize that the term “pilot” is referred to the first episode of, for example, a sitcom. Is this term also used in reference to the first post of a blog? Perhaps not, but I see that the term will work perfectly well in reference to a first post on a new blog. Even though I could simply say “first post”. But that reeks of those YouTube-style first post thingies. Besides, it looks way cooler. Coolness, as well as awesomeness, always prevails in these matters, in this is also the tune this blog will dance to.

I am, which you might already have guessed, really good at procrastinating. It’s my foremost skill, one might say. Regardless if there might be more important matters I must attend to, I will choose to do other, more satisfying things like visiting forums, chatting or, yes, blogging. I am made up of 81% water, 45% procrastination, 14% dairy products, 20% sheer moroxity and 17% sugar. Yes, that’s 177% in total. Mere limits of percentage cannot contain me.

I’ve got this little thingy called Asperger’s Syndrome. A “mild” case, but aspie enough to be radically different from your average person. In the sense in which a Mexican (yes, a Mexican for the sake of metaphor, not that I’m perpetuating national stereotypes or anything) who makes super-hot sauces would call “mild”. Oh dear, it sounds like I’m having a cancer or something. I’m just fine with having AS, though communication with other people certainly is a challenge.

I’m Asexual. No, I’m not an amoeba. I’ve got a “lack of sexual attraction”. To be blunt, I have no desire to practice these acts of sexuality, though I am somewhat paradoxically interested in the sociological effects of sex and so on. If you’re interested, check out the site asexuality.org.

I’ve got Swedishness. My passport clearly states that I’m a Swedish citizen. While I consider myself a cosmopolitan, I cannot deny that I have a slight obsession with Sweden. Given the chance, I will happily go on about Sweden and the finer intricacies of the Swedish language. Interesting fact: “hardcore Swedish” is an oxymoron.

I’m also a Secular Humanist and a Democratic Socialist, which I shall elaborate upon in future posts.

Creeped out yet? Good. (The answer is “good” regardless of whether you say yes, no and/or maybe). 🙂

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6 Responses to “Pilot Post”

  1. Mr WordPress Says:

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  2. Blerd Says:

    Ooh. I like this.

  3. randomdent Says:

    Huzzah, a blog! I procrastinate too. I’ll tell you about it later.

  4. RedPandaCyborg Says:

    I look forward to more posts

  5. fred Says:

    woho! i shall certainly place your blog on my blogroll young erik! and since “pilot episodes” are usually made to test the “flygduglighet” of the sitcom – I say you pass with grandeur!!!!

  6. Oskar.J Says:

    “Mere limits of percentage cannot contain me” that made me laugh 🙂

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